Butter or Jam on your Sith?
Friday, November 7th, 2008
by FoxSpellCaster
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Playing $60 bucks for this bad boy might be the geekiest thing I may have ever thought of buying aside from various DVD collects on my shelf.
If there’s something every Sith Lord knows how to do it’s make a balanced breakfast. While the Jedi have to live off of Jawa juice and fried nerfsteak, the Dark Lord of the Sith prefers to have a reminder of his fiery Mustafar defeat at his breakfast table. Every morning he burns that moment into a slice of bread with the Darth Vader Toaster. This black, ominous kitchen appliance easily leaves the mark of Vader’s helmet in every yummy piece of toast. Slather some Bantha butter on top, or make two pieces for an extra-Sithy BLT. Force power not required to operate toaster.
You can preorder it now and it will ship sometime in January 2009.
